I’m at that age where social gatherings with friends, some new and some old, happen on a frequent basis. We’re all exuding ambition and eager to talk about our new careers as well as life in general. This is especially true when I meet a lovely lady for the first time and she asks me what I do for a living. “Oh that’s awesome, you get to play with guns and gear all day – sounds like a dream job.” What I fail to tell her and everyone else I meet lately is that it’s definitely not the cat’s pajamas, and here are my reasons why.
Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness
We’ve all been told money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy guns and all the gear to accompany them – so it’s pretty much the same thing. While I like to chuckle at a phrase like that, the fact is because it’s my job to be on top of the latest and greatest gear and guns, I’m also extremely addicted to owning them. The struggle is real I tell you!!!! And what struggle is that? The struggle to balance normal expenses with guns / gun gear purchases, which almost always results in a conversation like this going on in my head: “OK, if I don’t eat lunch I can totally afford that Magpul PRS stock at the end of the month.” And trust me, I’m not alone. Behind every Colion Noir, Jesse Tischuaser, or Travis Haley, is a bank account that’s surely crying from the beating it took purchasing new products on the market from the likes of brands such as Vortex, Heckler &Koch and Arc’teryx.
-Guns are an elusive breed. When you find a new one you want to review, you need to really work at getting it into your hands quickly if you want to be relevant in this community. This is a usual conversation with my friends: “Hey we’re going downtown bar hopping tonight, it’s going to be a good time”. “Nah man, I gotta be up at 7AM so I can hit the range early and review the Trijicon Triple Titanium sights (clearly a product they should introduce) for 5 hours.” And this doesn’t even take into account the meticulous writing, rewriting, and photo editing sorcery needed so you all can enjoy my wonderful reviews. One thing’s for sure, the people that read my posts deserve the best quality possible, and while I’m happy to please, understand it’s a very time intensive process.
Turning It Off
If you thought a whole minivan full of kids could drive you crazy, try leaving your work at work when you’re right in the middle of finishing a task you’re extremely passionate about and getting paid for. Its like a pebble in your shoe, except this pebble is sporting perfectly placed edges so that no matter how you walk, there’s a constant reminder digging into your foot. Those of you here that know guns also know the passion behind the people that love these incredible tools. There’s a zeal and dedication that runs deep in gun owners, and that’s only amplified when you’re bonkers about guns and get to work in the firearms industry. I assure you the sum of people who are passionate about their job in Pew Pew companies is greater than that of the entire U.S. workforce (Don’t quote me on that).
Woe Is Me
Oh poor me…. Yeah who am I kidding, It’s awesome to work in the firearms industry. In all seriousness, next time you meet someone that works for a gun/gun gear company, and you’ve already gotten past the part about asking for free stuff like stickers, hats, etc.; ask them if they’re hiring. While I like to joke around more than I should, I mean business when I say that once you work in this industry, you’ll never look back. I sure as hell haven’t.